"Trees are gay. It's why their branches brush up against each other so softly. Right-handed people are gay because that's the first hand you use when you do the Macarena. Left-handed people are also gay. Magnets. Palindromes. All gay. A satirical textbook--including sections on history and heroes, customs and traditions--celebrating a very gay world, A Very Gay Book is an invitation to revel in the (both real and absurdly fictional) iconic successes of the LGBTQ+ community."--